I forgot about this being St. Patrick's Day, mostly because I stopped marking the day a long time ago. It seemed like a great deal as a kid because you had license to run up and pinch people if they weren't wearing green (which seemed unfair to the color blind). The closest I'll get is to share this gaelic blessing my friend Greg used to keep on his wall:
May those who love us, love us
And those that don't love us
may God turn their hearts;
and if He don't turn their hearts
may He turn their ankles
so we'll know them by their limping.
