Someone told a joke today about working in a blanket factory until it folded, and I started thinking about jokes in general. Then I started thinking about dirty jokes. Then I thought about a dirty joke Cris Gravely told me once, which quickly became my favorite of all time:
Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
A: [Make gagging sound].
What's
your favorite dirty joke? Leave one in the comments section.
I parted ways with organized religion a long time ago, but one thing which pisses me off is when someone steals from a church. I know God's fan club doesn't have the cleanest balance sheet when it comes to societal benefit/cost ratios, and that the nuttier fruitcakes in the congregation are responsible (fairly or unfairly) for a lot of it. Many churches do good work, and they're often good places where a community of believers can come together.
What kind of sick, unfeeling monster do you have to be to break into a church and steal? To steal a freakin'
tabernacle, communion wafers and pictures of Jesus? I know the world is going to hell (metaphorically) when I expect honor from thieves.
